The Apprentice - What natural beauty product would you come up with to please Sir Alan ?

Eucalytus leaf massage oil.!! what else would you give to a 'Sir' who looks like nookie bear??The Apprentice - What natural beauty product would you come up with to please Sir Alan ?
A moisturiser with aloe vera, essential oil of lavender and essential oil of patchouli.


To be recommended for thos with skin blemishes especially those with burn marks.


The lavender and patchouli seem to be skin regenerative.The Apprentice - What natural beauty product would you come up with to please Sir Alan ?
i'd offer him 'anti-tan'





This is an application for ladies that rejuvenates your 'white bits' so a new boyfriend thinks he's getting to see somehting that other don't when he gets your bra and pants off for the first time - better he think that rather than the truth that you lie naked on spanish beaches for all to see.
NAKED: a specially sourced and grown OLIVE OIL for hair and body....


olive oil made only from olives but the finest and purest as i hear some oils are a blend of several specias of olive.





the advertisin would be good, i use oliveoil myself and it is fantastic.
Oi! There ain't nuffink wrong wiv my complexion or my barnet!


Anyways, real men don't moisturise!


I didn't get to where I am today by moisturising!
Oooh I think a nice organic shampoo to wash that straggly beard of his and make it all soft Kirst!
I think Ben would happily give Sir Alan a facial, if it meant he got through.......
Cow saliva mixed with marmite.....apparently it's a cure for male baldness!
Just Me Kirst - Just Me Lol
Stuff to tighten those wobbly jowls.
A full body skin peel
Poison dart Frog skin cream would be great if he would try it out ?